Cruise Life

Cape Horn

On Cape Horn stands a monument commemorating the many lives lost as sailing vessels from 1500 CE onward tried to thread their way around the end of the world. Rocks and shoals lurk just below the surface, and how do you know which channel will take you through all these islands if you’ve not been this way before? It is a bleak and barren maze.

Off the Brazilian coast north of Salvador

Off the Brazilian coast north of Salvador

One of the hardest jobs on these long-distance cruise ships must be finding stuff for the guests to do when you’re three solid days underway and nothing out there but more water. I’m writing two books and thinking seriously about a third, a book about worms (and it’ll be a real page-turner), so I’m pretty much self-entertaining.

I am not a sailor...

I am not a sailor. I can ride a horse for weeks on end, but waves? Not really. I wear acupressure bands and pop an occasional Dramamine. I do not stagger like a drunk, I’m walking a straight line and the boat is staggering under me. There’s a difference. But so far, praise His holy name, I have not been really uncomfortable, let alone green.

Nearing Barbados

Nearing Barbados

I come from Port Townsend, Washington, a small, laid-back, casual enclave of rather eccentric artists. There, “formal attire” means putting a fresh rubber band in your pony tail. Too, I am a paleontologist. Paleontologists fancy themselves well dressed if they’re wearing clean cargo shorts. So when I bought this cruise around South America on Cunard’s Queen Victoria, I was coming from seriously behind.